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You're a performance boat freak if.... (Read 2351 times)
In2Deep
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You're a performance boat freak if....
Feb 27
th
, 2011 at 9:43am
Every vehicle at your home has a trailer hitch….including your kids tricycle
The blades on your ceiling fan have been labbed, re-pitched and cupped
All your clothing comes from the Mercury racing catalog, or every Poker Run you’ve ever attended.
Your wife want a nose job….so you have her call IMCO
Every vacation you take is tangent to a poker run
Your boat payment is greater than your mortgage
Your boat insurance payment is greater than your mortgage
You keep your boat payment, and let your home go into foreclosure
Your kids’ little red wagon has buddy bearings, surge brakes, and LED running lights
You’ve got about 34 life jackets hanging around the house
Your boat is faster than your car
You talk about the "twins" a lot, but you want quadruplets
You back down a freeway entrance ramp
When entering onto the freeway, you cut off the guy in the main lane because you're on the starboard and you have the right away(remember, you're still in reverse)
Flushing an engine is more important than flushing the toilet
You're always playing with your "sticks"
“Trim” doesn’t come to mind as anything related to a woman
You tie-off fenders when you park your car/truck a parking lot
You installed a swim ladder on the back of your pickup
The flooring in your house is snap on carpet over non skid
You drive your car -- someone else throttles
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Captain YARRR
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Re: You're a performance boat freak if....
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Feb 27
th
, 2011 at 11:42am
That's hilarious, good post
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2005 Sunsation Dominator 32 MCOB - twin 6.3L
2004 Dodge Viper SRT-10: 460 RWHP, 503 RWTQ
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nathan
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Re: You're a performance boat freak if....
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Feb 27
th
, 2011 at 8:43pm
nice!! there was a few time I found myself saying yes.
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My Happy place is on a boat at the lake with my kids!!
current boats:
1983 chaparral 235 XLC (restoration)
1977 playcraft p24 pontoon (parents own now I am the mechanic)
1975 skeeter hawk (on hold)
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Feb 28
th
, 2011 at 10:59pm
I really laughed at the trim one
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One boatless wake boarder!
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