Every vehicle at your home has a trailer hitch….including your kids tricycle

The blades on your ceiling fan have been labbed, re-pitched and cupped

All your clothing comes from the Mercury racing catalog, or every Poker Run you’ve ever attended.

Your wife want a nose job….so you have her call IMCO

Every vacation you take is tangent to a poker run

Your boat payment is greater than your mortgage

Your boat insurance payment is greater than your mortgage

You keep your boat payment, and let your home go into foreclosure

Your kids’ little red wagon has buddy bearings, surge brakes, and LED running lights

You’ve got about 34 life jackets hanging around the house

Your boat is faster than your car

You talk about the "twins" a lot, but you want quadruplets

You back down a freeway entrance ramp

When entering onto the freeway, you cut off the guy in the main lane because you're on the starboard and you have the right away(remember, you're still in reverse)

Flushing an engine is more important than flushing the toilet

You're always playing with your "sticks"

“Trim” doesn’t come to mind as anything related to a woman

You tie-off fenders when you park your car/truck a parking lot

You installed a swim ladder on the back of your pickup

The flooring in your house is snap on carpet over non skid

You drive your car -- someone else throttles

nice!!  there was a few time I found myself saying yes.